What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:37

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Do women really cheat more than men?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”